A parody of the CDC's STD ecards.
Kids holding a large piece of paper.
"Giving bad news is sometimes really hard.
So I'm saying I gave you crabs with the help of this card."
A couple holds hands in the sunset on a beach.
"Thanks for the blow job.
Sorry about the herpes!"
Man covering his genitals.
"I've been experiencing some genital burn.
So I got tested and now it's your turn."
Not a bad message since some STDs are more likely to be symptomatic in men than in women.